My mom is graduating with her master of fine arts degree. I am so proud of her intense awesomeness. This woman is amazing and the reason...

whiskey is gods way of saying he loves us and wants us to be happy

angela: what did you do before alcohol became the center of your universe?

caroline: homework

What does this mean?

Riding in a car, I met a dog named Dharma and told him thats the only thing thats ever up my ass. Crazy ambulance mind from the future &...

Kicked out of beachtown bars and sharing a basketplate of greasy steak fries in a late night diner served by a sweet fil. Fop who wants to know how...